[STARLIT]

I'll have to tell you sometime how I got pepper spray past three different security check points in NEW YORK ...because I played the dumb..confused..old lady.

When we got inside the building I told my sister all these years of could have been a spy and I would have been a darn good one.

The final security woman with a wand..told me everything was OK ..not to be scared...and told me she was sorry two times. LOL My sister was about to KILL me!

[STARLIT]

I failed to say.........she had no idea I had pepper spray in my coat pocket! She was sorry to wand me! LOL After I went through a buzzing metal detector.

[Mears]

“I’ll have to tell you sometime how I got pepper spray past three different security check points in NEW YORK ...because I played the dumb..confused..old lady. “

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OMG,I laughed at that one because I AM a dumb,confused old lady———works every time.:-)

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[grey_whiskers]

Well, I once got my cat through TSA...or, rather, she got herself through TSA — she clung for dear life to the *inside* of the cat carrier with each set of claws dug into a different side, and wouldn’t come out even when they shook it *upside down*. The TSA screeners started laughing out loud at the cat and then waved us through...

[bagster]

...because I played the dumb..confused..old lady.

My compliments. Freepy nomination for best actress in a supporting role.

[Keyhopper]

I almost got arrested for bringing a can opener to the courthouse. I had a military (p39) on my keyring and they lost their minds. I was on federal jury duty on they made me put it back in my truck.