“And 188% of pissed off country boy!!”
Indeed. We felt a visit would be much more effective than sending a strongly-worded letter listing his sins as “troubling”. :/
We didn’t take his ass-baggery too kindly. It was beginning make our mother fret who is in her mid-80s and lives on the farm alone. It’s a sons/mother thingy. Pretty strong bond there.
OK. I missed this: where did this 188% figure come from? I see you use it every now and again. Kinda funny!
There was a man, the elders say, and he was called Reasonisfaith. He was a mighty man and seasoned. He could bench press 188% of his own body weight, or so the legend is told.
He spoke in humble tones of his state weight lifting championships and regaled his fellows with tales of his strength and derring do. He also spake often of his virility and ability to "score chicks."
Some say he is gone from us. And some say he lives on, if only in the minds of our children and that he always will.
Like Jeremiah Johnson.