should have stuck on weight lifting. pick a topic and hammer it to death while thinking of your next move. your opponent will provide it eventually thourh his reponses...
after the pummeling of single minded attack, make him lose balance immediately with relentless attack n his next weakness. after several rounds of this tactic. you will have won....
remember, humor is essential. keep the audience on your side. their laughter is another weapon, they it cant be heard, it will be heard by the opponent. make a couple of weak hearted attempts at reconciliation that the angered opponent will refuse. he will be seen to refuse. another point. punish him for his refusal. shame him. guilt him. laugh at him never show anger yourself.
this is the basic outline of normal style gung fu. there are many as effective others. master this technique and come back to north shao lin for your next.
I’m going back to starving the trolls. My mistake was not recognizing it from it’s frantic waving here I am, this is important talk about this yada yada.
DatMonBeel was a past master at the art of the flame war. He SO wants to get back on the threads but doesn’t have the time right now. He had some epic wars back in the day and I will never measure up no matter how much coaching he gives me. LoL