Not Portland. Northwest corner of Oregon. Astoria is the county seat. Got arrested there once, but not for cooking a dog.
Oh no you don’t!
Portland isn’t getting out of this!
Portland sits on Oregon like an octopus squatting on a crab!
Portland’s octopus testicles reach out and strangle the rest of Oregon!
“Astoria is the county seat.”
Yep.
When you want to sit on your county seat, you sit on your Astoria.