Hand = Pineapple!
I am going to bet there was surgery involved after that. Anyone who has seen these things in action would NEVER do what that dumbass was doing there.
When I was a kid, we flipped a big one over on its back using a long stick, then moved in to watch closer, thinking it would be like a box turtle on its back and it would just wiggle its feet in the air.
Nope. That thing stuck its neck out, rolled upright so quick and lashed out so. fast that we just missed getting nailed. Made my heart go pitter patter, and I never messed with them after that.