American Idol 2018--Live Thread

ABC.Go ^ | 3-11-18

[Yaelle]

Lionel says in a deep voice that he would very very much like to see Red Afro in Hollywood. Is he not married?

He just said again, I’LL see you again in LA. Watch out, red.

[Yaelle]

Asian Level Sad Panda.

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Thank you for not spoiling me. Wow, he has a live sister. I can’t stop crying. How sad.

[Yaelle]

Jersey girls. How do they keep their eyes open with that much make-up weighing them down?

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You are not kidding. Jersey girls are stronger than the rest of us, clearly.

[Yaelle]

Are they gonna pull the old switcheroo? Lionel could ask if they are into threesomes, that’s how it worked for George Costanza...

[Yaelle]

Little sister getting pissed off.

[Yaelle]

While blonde dreadlocks sings, Katy does a metronome head move. A string in my heart broke, missing Keith Urban. His poultry homage was so real, so special.

[Yaelle]

Wow, he rose to the occasion. He didn’t knock up someone, he adopted an orphan. (His sister’s Baby). That is awesome. Hope he sounds good.

He’s pretty good. His baby is to die for sweet. Nice tone to his voice. I feel what he’s singing. His baby seems to love it too.

And here comes Lionel with the magic touch touch touch.

[twin2]

Katy Perry gets a little birthday party with puppies and a dress the guys stripped off one of the contestants.

I return to the thread mid-week just for these gems:)

[Yaelle]

<3

Jonny is the funniest man ever.

[Netizen]

Sunday night.

[Netizen]

Lionel spoke on behalf of all the songwriters in the world.

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“And I would have cried at your song but my tear ducts were moved to my ears”

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[Netizen]

Katy is dumb. She didn’t know Brick House was Lionel’s? What?

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You’d sure think that people in the business would have a clue and especially when you are going to be working with certain people.

[Netizen]

These threads are great because there are a lot of quick witted, warped people here and I love it! You, Jonny and so many others with their one liners are hilarious. :)

[Yaelle]

I feel so good amongst the quick witted warped. It’s my safe space.

[silent_jonny]

Why did they keep that pooping pup in there??? Wasn’t that the same dog with the previous disaster contestant?

They must have a kennel of dogs with irritable bowel syndrome. Keeps things interesting :)

[silent_jonny]

Lionel is the star of this show.supprised me.on an iPad forgive mistakes.

.never.! :)

[silent_jonny]

Said she had heart failure...but obviously she went on to have more kids after that diagnosis...

Baby Mama gonna have babies.

Or Baby Daddy isn't very exciting.

[silent_jonny]

Some of the contestants can’t count to 5.

True.

[silent_jonny]

Mother traded him for a car.

And adding insult to injury, this was the car.

[silent_jonny]

We should do a head count on how many relationships make it past Hollywood week.

Not many, lol. There must be some fine print on the golden ticket.

"Wow! Not only am I going to Hollywood, but this guarantees me a new blonde girlfriend with fake boobs and no inhibitions!"