From Bronco Billy:
Antoinette Lilly: Have you ever been married?
Bronco Billy McCoy: Sure. A long time ago.
Antoinette Lilly: Did you love her?
Bronco Billy McCoy: With all my heart. Sometimes that just isn’t enough.
Antoinette Lilly: What happened?
Bronco Billy McCoy: I caught her in bed with my best friend.
Antoinette Lilly: What did you do to him?
Bronco Billy McCoy: I shot her.
Antoinette Lilly: What! What about him?
Bronco Billy McCoy: He was my best friend!
A guy takes his friend golfing and during the round his friend admits he is a hitman and sniper. So the guy asks him how much for a hit. The friend says 5K. The guy says OK, I am having marital problems. So 10 grand and you can shoot her bosses peter off and put a bullet in her brain? Friend says sure. So the following night the sniper and his bud are outside a hotel scoping out the wifes activities. After 10 minutes the guy says what is taking so long? Hitman says shhh I am trying to save you 5K. You payed for golf after all.