You’ll have to carve your initials F on the left and N on the right, into the soles of your walk about boots.
NASA photo-analysts in their geomorphological musings are confusing you with ancient bi-pedal aliens?
Nah, that’s an imprint of the hoof of mohammad’s magic horse, the one with the breasts of a woman and the tail of a peacock...from when madmo stopped off on his visit to allah at the furthest mosque.