[Jamestown1630]

By Cooper on May 20, 2016:

"I found "Chapter 3: Relocate to Arizona" particularly helpful. Having spent most of my life in the Hampton Roads area of Virginia, dodging everything from aircraft carriers to massive container ships heading up Chesapeake Bay, I was delighted to learn of a place called Arizona, where the scourge of huge ships has been completely eradicated. It is a place so ship-free and safe that millions flock there to escape the plague. Apparently most of them discover this paradise only late in life. Arizona is not without other perils, however, so Captain Trimmer is coming out with his next volume, "How to Avoid Recreational Vehicles."

[CottonBall]

LOL, these are amazing, so clever!

[CottonBall]

i’m supposed to be painting my downstairs kitchen today, but I’ve taken a break to keep reading the reviews :-)

“If my experience does not stand as a testament to Captain Trimmer’s literary prowess, then I suppose nothing ever could. Please, shadow council of Nobel scholars, consider Captian Trimmer for the literary Nobel Prize. Please bestow upon this man the recognition he deserves. I tried sending him a Nobel Prize that I made myself, but he keeps sending it back.”

I keep thinking freepers must’ve written these, they are so funny.