[dangus]

If that’s not an emergency, what is?

[Doogle]

[Leaning Right]

In the case of emergencies, the British are supposed to run, hide, and then tell. Did these complainers follow procedure, and run and hide first?

[lee martell]

I see some fantastically entertaining commercials waiting to be made for KFC. Radio, print and live action. You don’t even need to change the copy, just leave actual names out.

“Hello, 911”..... “Help!!, I want two original breasts and a pair of hot buns, but she won’t sell them to me!”,... “Excuse me?”

[Billthedrill]

First it was the fries, now it’s the chicken. Three times is enemy action.

[Raymann]

They should just call this a “New Coke” marketing ploy. All the kfcs will reopen on the same date and Yum will have its biggest sales day ever in the UK...and they’ll probably run out of chicken again.

[DesertRhino]

KFC is such a disappointment. I remember it being one of the best tasting things you could eat. About twice a year I et overcome by nostalgia and buy some. It’s always just horrible anymore.
I wish i knew what the modern corporate suite has done to ruin it. I suspect it starts with chicken bein differently raised than in the late 60s.

[Olog-hai]

KFC Chicken …

Kentucky Fried Chicken Chicken??

Guess that’s like “PIN number” (personal identification number number) or “ATM machine” (automated teller machine machine).

[katana]

Somebody should tell these people that it’s easy to make fried chicken that beats The Colonel’s pressured cooked grease grenades. My grandma from Travelers Rest, KY taught my mom and she taught me. All one needs is a cast iron skillet, chicken, flour, salt, pepper, and lard for frying.

[Buckeye McFrog]

Guess it takes a lot longer to slaughter the chickens if they have to be halal.

[captain_dave]

One wonders why anyone would think to call the police because KFC runs out of chicken. Why?!

Yes, stupid people are distributed around the world.

[Paladin2]

KFC is apparently still drugging their food...

[Cowboy Bob]

Sounds like racism to me.

[rllngrk33]

KFC usually leaves a bitter after taste in my mouth. I have it every once in a blue moon to remind me why I don’t eat there any more.

[blueplum]

Arrest Record: KFC and Yum Brands
Reason for Arrest: failure to provide snowflakes with chicken
Charges: starving of those unwilling to cook for themselves
Disposition: Dismissed; complaintants to accomplish 40 hours of community service in soup kitchens to learn cooking skills

[KeyLargo]

BLAME TRUMP!

[jerod]

This is NOT and emergency!!! I repeat... This is NOT and emergency!!!

[CommerceComet]

If I were the police, I would give them Reba McIntire’s personal phone number. I’d make her go through as much pain and suffering as the rest of us do when the stupid ads run. Just when I thought the Colonel Sanders impersonations couldn’t get worse, along comes Reba.

[mbarker12474]

[dfwgator]