(1) It's time to address this horseshit.
(2) The reason this gets traction is that people don't know how anything works.
They'll also say ANYTHING in order to get fans.
They'll also say ANYTHING in order to get fans.
(3) Trump has his own private security as well as the US Secret Service.
You have to stop being idiots.
You have to stop being idiots.
(4) Ask yourself why an "insider" would write cryptic, histrionic messages on social media.
If this were a REAL threat, the person would come forward.
I can't believe that ANYONE is taken in by this.
If this were a REAL threat, the person would come forward.
I can't believe that ANYONE is taken in by this.
(5) Let's take these stupid questions one by one:
(6) "Could messages such as these be publicly exposed?"
Yes. Sessions would do it in a heartbeat.
Duh.
Yes. Sessions would do it in a heartbeat.
Duh.
(7) "What happens to the FBI?"
The entire FBI?
Nothing.
The plotters are arrested. End of story.
The entire FBI?
Nothing.
The plotters are arrested. End of story.
(8) "What happens in general?"
What does that mean? What happens to reality itself?
Nothing.
Life goes on.
What does that mean? What happens to reality itself?
Nothing.
Life goes on.
(9) "Every FBI/DOJ case could be challenged."
Hello?
Every FBI/DOJ case ALREADY IS CHALLENGED.
Endlessly. That's what defense attorneys do.
Hello?
Every FBI/DOJ case ALREADY IS CHALLENGED.
Endlessly. That's what defense attorneys do.
(10) "Lawless."
What? How would an FBI plot make the US Federal Marshals become lawless?
Pure stupidity.
What? How would an FBI plot make the US Federal Marshals become lawless?
Pure stupidity.
(11) Then he talks about human sacrifices.
We did this in the early 1980s. Devil worship.
Suddenly everyone and his friend Allen had survived Satanic rituals.
You know what this is?
Mass hysteria.
We did this in the early 1980s. Devil worship.
Suddenly everyone and his friend Allen had survived Satanic rituals.
You know what this is?
Mass hysteria.
(12) "Nobody can possibly imagine the pure evil and corruption out there."
I have a pretty good imagination.
Watch:
I have a pretty good imagination.
Watch:
(13) Once upon a time there was a guy who had an industrial shredder for a mouth. What he did was run through cities at 3:00 a.m., shredding parked cars, lampposts, and stray giraffes.
So they set the hogs on him.(14) These were hogs that had been interbred with M1A2 Abrams main battle tanks, so they had tusks and 120mm cannons.
The hog-tanks fired, but Shredder Mouth was able to grind up the rounds in midair. So the USS Cinderella had to be deployed.(15) The USS Cinderella is an aircraft carrier on roller skates. It carries a full squadron of naval ballerinas, both fixed and rotary winged.
Half the squadron used high-explosive tortillas that flew vertically, and the other half was armed with nuclear tiaras.(16) After four hours of combat, the cat woke up and stopped dreaming about this utterly nonsensical claptrap that I created as I was writing.Cat Transcendence
(17) "Those you trust are most guilty of sin."
No. A flat-out lie.
No. A flat-out lie.
(18) Here's the giveaway:
"60 percent must remain private--for humanity."
"60 percent must remain private--for humanity."
(19) The same overwrought language that childish leftists use.
(20) Don't ever send me this shit again.
In the REAL world, sober people are in charge, and they know what they're doing.
I do NOT approve of bottomless hysteria.
In the REAL world, sober people are in charge, and they know what they're doing.
I do NOT approve of bottomless hysteria.
(21) Take it somewhere else...