(13) Once upon a time there was a guy who had an industrial shredder for a mouth. What he did was run through cities at 3:00 a.m., shredding parked cars, lampposts, and stray giraffes.
So they set the hogs on him.(14) These were hogs that had been interbred with M1A2 Abrams main battle tanks, so they had tusks and 120mm cannons.
The hog-tanks fired, but Shredder Mouth was able to grind up the rounds in midair. So the USS Cinderella had to be deployed.(15) The USS Cinderella is an aircraft carrier on roller skates. It carries a full squadron of naval ballerinas, both fixed and rotary winged.
Half the squadron used high-explosive tortillas that flew vertically, and the other half was armed with nuclear tiaras.(16) After four hours of combat, the cat woke up and stopped dreaming about this utterly nonsensical claptrap that I created as I was writing.Cat Transcendence
Shall we also acknowledge the master mind of The Resistance - Valerie Jarrett, the sniffer?
You don’t have to read it. But your analysis was pretty good.
This is Thomas Wictor on Twitter. Are you TW?
That entire piece was written by Thomas Wictor...you should make attribution when you post like this, otherwise people will think YOU wrote it.
you look awfully much like a troll :(