Posted on 01/05/2018 5:47:17 PM PST by ameribbean expat
Please stop calling our customer service hotline to ask if we have The Gorilla Channel
So it's on Prime?
Prime8 to be exact.
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You win. lol
Did Trump start it?
OK. But do you have Prince Albert in a can?
Harambe died for the sins of man, and dammit I want the Gorilla Channel!
I had the wrong tab on and it was my mistake to believe this post was posted multiple time. Pardon me.
Keep him in my refrigerator, which is running.
The Orb started it. Suddenly, Silverbacks worldwide were bringing the hammer down.
Yes, Al’s Tavern?
Is Mike Wall in there tonight?
How about Tom Wall?
Tim Wall, is he there?
Do you have any of the walls out there tonight?
Then what’s keeping the damned ceiling up HAHAHAHAHA!
Man, eighth grade was just the best.
I noticed Starz added “Congo” to its rotation recently.
Bob’s Market!
Do you have ears of corn?
Yes.
Must be hard to wear a hat.
Netflix could try to find the old series, “Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp” to offer.
Be careful now. Once you go ape you never go back.
Moe: Mo’s Tavern!
Bart: Is Amanda Huggenkiss there tonight?”
Moe: Amanda Huggenkiss! I need Amanda Huggenkiss!”
Bart and (everybody else): HAHAHAHA!
Why did they drop The Gorilla Channel? /s
My daughter used to work at a Papa Murphy’s (they make the pizza - you bake it in your own oven). She said they would get calls all the time.
Write an entire order down.
“Okay - so deliver it to xyz street.”
“Um - we don’t deliver.”
“Since when does Papa John’s not deliver?”
“This is Papa MURPHY’s”
“Oh - right. Ha ha ha ha!!!”
I was fond of calling the bowling alley and asking if they had 10 pound balls.
30 years ago in a NJ phone book there was a phone number for a Mr. Jablome. His first name was Haywood.
Imagine if a conservative host/writer asked if this program is hosted by Mooch.
The outrage from the left would be deafening.
From the Fargo (North Dakota) Forum a few years ago.
Reporter was a chick. You get Lifetime Fake News Cred for a masterpiece like this.
READ THIS LINK http://ace.mu.nu/archives/373263.php
Oh man - that’s great!
I got my photo in the paper once. Working at a Hazardous waste illegal dump site. In New Jersey. Run by the mob. The caption was “A worker investigates....”
I’d rather be alive than famous!
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