[rlmorel]

"...Since I would talking to God. There is so much I would want to know..."

"Can you make a rock so big you can't lift it?" (Catholic School ducks under desk...:)

[dfwgator]

"Can you make a rock so big you can't lift it?" (Catholic School ducks under desk...:)

"God, what's a million dollars to you?"
"A penny."

"God, what's a million years to you?"
"A second."

"God, can I have a penny?"
"Sure....in a second."

[painter]

LOL !!