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To: rlmorel
"Can you make a rock so big you can't lift it?" (Catholic School ducks under desk...:)


"God, what's a million dollars to you?"
"A penny."

"God, what's a million years to you?"
"A second."

"God, can I have a penny?"
"Sure....in a second."

106 posted on 01/03/2018 10:07:01 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: dfwgator

I have often thought about it, and I just cannot fathom a God who doesn’t have a sense of humor!

That fits completely in some way for me! (If I think of the big, white bearded version of God, I can imagine a playful smirk under that beard, much as a parent would have talking to a very small child...

I like the vision...:)


114 posted on 01/03/2018 10:11:47 AM PST by rlmorel (Leftists: American Liberty is the egg that requires breaking to make their Utopian omelette.)
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