[BenLurkin]

Experts fear alien invasion would be more like ‘Independence Day’ than ‘E.T.’
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/stasi-alien-invasion-play-independence-day-article-1.3715772

[PIF]

Far easier to launch a ‘seed’ from light years away which on arrival blossoms, sucking the solar system into a 2-dimansional object. No muss, no fuss, and certainly no danger.

Or take an object and accelerate it to near light speed and aim it at Earth. Instant no earth. No muss, no fuss, and certainly no danger.

Aliens: keeping their hands clean since 5 billion years ago ...

[blueunicorn6]

Well, come and get it you alien turds!

I’m pretty sure my wife bought me a new pair of alien ass-kicking boots for Christmas and I’m itching to break them in!

They won’t need to worry about no warp drive baloney when my boot connects with their posteriors. They’ll be doing warp bazillion when they go sailing past Mars.

And I’ll barbecue the ones I don’t kick.

I’ve got my own special alien barbecue sauce. Lots of beer in it. And paprika.

We’re having company, so send your whole damn invasion fleet. My cousins can really wolf down some barbecued alien wings.

[SunkenCiv]

Thanks BenLurkin. Sorry, just saw this.

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