[Kirkwood]

You are an expert troll. Bravo! LOL

[bagster]

I especially like this part.

One such case--the husband suddenly woke up realizing he was about 2 feet above his bed with a pole up his butt and an ET looking on from the food of the bed. Quickly recalling some vague memory from childhood Sonday school class, he loudly declared: "STOP, IN THE NAME OF JESUS--AWAY FROM ME." Whereupon the pole was so quickly withdrawn that he fell to the bed with a crash finally waking his wife who had seemed zoned out.

I'm still laughing. Honestly I am. I don't do fake lols

[JockoManning]

Don't have time or interest in being a troll. You are merely showing your lack of understanding and knowledge to assert that.

Times are rapidly changing, however. Tons of info is being readied right now to be dumped into the public domain officially for the first time ever.

I gather you didn't really GROK the OP very well?