One such case--the husband suddenly woke up realizing he was about 2 feet above his bed with a pole up his butt and an ET looking on from the food of the bed. Quickly recalling some vague memory from childhood Sonday school class, he loudly declared: "STOP, IN THE NAME OF JESUS--AWAY FROM ME." Whereupon the pole was so quickly withdrawn that he fell to the bed with a crash finally waking his wife who had seemed zoned out.
I'm still laughing. Honestly I am. I don't do fake lols
We’ve long had a mental image of that scene, too.