There are no hobos in Switzerland, but you will find gypsies.
Oh, you can’t swing a dead cat without hitting a hobo in Switzerland.
They do that at all of those fancy spas they have.
“It’s time for your Cat-Whapping-Hobos therapy now.”
Improves your breathing, or so they told me when I asked about the $1000 charge on my bill.
Gypsies have a purpose.
A gypsy can read your palm and tell you the future.
What’s a hobo good for?
They sit around drinking coffee and scratching their private places in public.
But, so do the Millenials.
In a world of hobos and Millenials, the gypsy will rule.
And steal your babies.