Leading Astronomers: Oumuamua Is ‘Alien Probe With Broken Engines,’ Could Have Hostile Intentions

SHTF Plan ^ | 12-14-2017 | Mac Slavo

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Anothet article:

Aloha, ‘Oumuamua! Scientists Confirm That Interstellar Asteroid Is A Cosmic Oddball

[Red Badger]

The probe is headed for Uranus..........................

[faithhopecharity]

Just a BORG shuttlecraft coming to pick up their advance destruction agent (Obammy)

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Do you have a category for this?

Breakthrough Listen Will Check Interstellar Object Just To Make Sure It’s Not A Starship

[Red Badger]

http://www.theplanetstoday.com/#

[BraveMan]

Alien Colonoscopy? Yikes!

[Red Badger]

[unlearner]

“Teams lead by renowned physicist, Stephen Hawking, are attempting to discover whether or not Oumuamua is alien or natural.”

Are the evolutionists going to develop a criterion for identifying Intelligent Design?

[Godzilla]

We're screwed

[ConservativeMind]

ROTFL!

[BenLurkin]

Weekly World News?

[circlecity]

Wow, do aliens disguise their probes as rocks?

[pfflier]

Dr. Jason Wright claims that Oumuamua’s movement is that of a craft that has lost power to its engines.

Is this another example of "settled science"?

[Flick Lives]

[bigbob]

I LOVED the first RAMA book, but man, were the subsequent ones a disappointment...

Proving there is only one A.C. Clarke.

[Thibodeaux]

Many of us that are enlightened and knowledgeable of evolutionary processes are also knowable of accretionary processes.

The universe is everywhere subject to gravity. Every particle has gravitational attraction to other particles. Gravity draws them together. that is, particles accrete into solids that accrete into other solids that in space are attracted and accrete into larger bodies.

The object in question is long and slender. The question rises is how it was formed by accretionary processes.

[RegulatorCountry]

I understand that in all seriousness the name of this thing is pronounced “Yo Mama.”

Let the yo mama so fat jokes commence.

[PIF]

The image at the top may be an actual photograph, while the second at the bottom is clearly and artist’s concept.

It will just need to leave behind a small ‘seed’ which will blossom into a 2-dimensional construct that will suck the entire system into it. Is life possible in a 2-dimensional world? We may find out soon ...

As for pajama boy Avi Loeb’s assertion that space faring cultures are likely friendly ... I just have to say, “Hahahahahaha, sucker.”

That’s the answer to Fermi’s Paradox - if there are alien civilizations, where are they?

Answer: hiding from other predators. No predator likes competition. Something we naively ignore.

[Obadiah]

Oumuamua Is ‘Alien Probe With Broken Engines,’ Could Have Hostile Intentions

Lemme guess, these guys have been collaborating with the climate science guys, right?

[Rebelbase]

Based on the Startship Identification Guide, it may be an extended variation of a Rebel Alliance Corillian Battleship.

https://orig00.deviantart.net/494a/f/2014/171/0/1/size_comparison___science_fiction_spaceships_by_dirkloechel-d6lfgdf.jpg