How do we collect Magic Pixie Dust? Do we search for buttercups in fields of four-leaf clovers? I hear pixies really like to hide magic dust there.
“How do we collect Magic Pixie Dust?”
It’s, umm, manufactured by cast members of Disneyland who wear Tinkerbell costumes... they use advanced algorithms and blockchains and..other..stuff. Technical stuff. No one understands it, which is what makes it valuable.
Just send us a big check to exchange for some Magic Pixie Dust and you’ll get rich in a week. Guaranteed.