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To: LadyBuzz
kiss her in an elevator

I once kissed a girl on the veranda.

20 posted on 12/08/2017 4:49:11 PM PST by Jeff Chandler (Headline: Muslims Fear Backlash from Tomorrow's Terror Attack - Mark Steyn)
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To: Jeff Chandler

Stop using code words. You dog whistler, you>


23 posted on 12/08/2017 4:50:11 PM PST by gov_bean_ counter (Enough of the mindless rants of the obtuse.)
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To: Jeff Chandler
(say in your best Grucho Marx)

I once kissed a girl on the veranda, soon afterword, I developed this unsightly rash...

38 posted on 12/08/2017 5:00:10 PM PST by fhayek
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To: Jeff Chandler

Did she have a big veranda or a small, cute one?


43 posted on 12/08/2017 5:01:50 PM PST by OrangeHoof (Let Trump Be Trump. Would you rather have Hillary?)
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To: Jeff Chandler

Did she have a big veranda? Or normal size?


55 posted on 12/08/2017 5:12:29 PM PST by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: Jeff Chandler

Steve Martin played banjo in an elevator.


61 posted on 12/08/2017 5:17:41 PM PST by Lisbon1940 (No full-term Governors (at the time of election!)
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To: Jeff Chandler

Huddy has a nice balcony.....


63 posted on 12/08/2017 5:18:23 PM PST by clintonh8r (I've been banned from TheHill.com. #Proud)
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To: Jeff Chandler

I kissed a girl on a Tuesday....


70 posted on 12/08/2017 5:27:43 PM PST by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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To: Jeff Chandler

I once kissed a girl on the veranda.,,,I once kissed a girl in the bush. My old man was upset about the broken branches. I just smiled.


100 posted on 12/08/2017 6:06:24 PM PST by Safetgiver (Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
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To: Jeff Chandler

Did the carpet on the veranda match the curtains?


109 posted on 12/08/2017 6:42:46 PM PST by EvilCapitalist (Lock her up!)
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