She offered to show her breasts to the Midlands clerk, he called the police

The State ^ | 12/6/2017 | Noah Feit

[morphing libertarian]

from the looks of her that was the best part. LOL

[Fightin Whitey]

What was she arrested for?

Answer below at post #17.

I myself was thinking it had to be for VERY indecent exposure.

[fhayek]

For me, a tat is almost always a deal breaker. I have never seen a woman whose beauty was improved by a tattoo. I don’t care if is a heart on her little toe.

[Vic S]

I understood that picture was for a previous arrest. Offering to show your breasts for barter isn’t against the law. Unless it’s carried too far. Whatever...

[doorgunner69]

Guy made the right call, that could be horrifying........

[Gamecock]

Like putting a bumper sticker on a Ferarri.

Or in her case a Yugo.

[Rebelbase]

I knew a gal who had a nicely drawn butterfly tat on her stomach and had to have abdominal surgery with the incision right down the middle of the art.

After the doc stitched her up it looked like a deformed moth.

[pke]

Thanks. I haven’t heard a good joke in awhile!

[MeneMeneTekelUpharsin]

You know why they won’t have a Nativity Scene in Washington, D.C. this year don’t you?

[MeneMeneTekelUpharsin]

It requires three wise men and a virgin and they can’t find neither type in that area these days.

[eldoradude]

She probably was more of an IHOP girl...2 pale pancakes and crank.

[Keyhopper]

She looks rode hard and put away wet

[ezo4]

you pinged lazz - LOL

:o)

[needtopraymore]

Hahahahahaahahahaahah........great comment!

[for-q-clinton]

Guilty

[Gamecock]

Look it up in the dictionary and her picture will be there.

[ViLaLuz]

Walking dead. How sad.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

She offered her honor,
He honored her offer
And all night long it was
On her and off her