The person who did the toilet paper dress has a future in design.
my personal fave:
I put this on our Xerox printers every April Fool’s day.
Voice Recognition Technology:
NOW: “At Your Command”
For your convenience, this copier has been upgraded.
Linguistic Module 4.01 has been installed.
Voice Commands have now been enabled.
1. State your name (for diagnostic purposes only)
2. State the desired function keyword:
Allowed keywords include:
COPY, COLLATE, STAPLE, FAX, ETC…
3. State the quantity desired, then say START.
PLEASE NOTE: The module is in learning mode and the user may need to repeat the command until the voice pattern is recognized and processed.
That Christmas cabin - I had a coworker complain to the boss I’d put a plant in my office. She whined it was supposed to be an office, not a home.
‘Skynet” lol