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Thin Air: After Egypt, aliens went to Florida
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Posted on 10/24/2017 5:24:21 AM PDT by SandRat

You probably didn’t know that in Homestead, Florida, there is an ancient pyramid built by aliens. I mean space aliens, not the kind from Haiti and Cuba. I didn’t know about the monument either, even though I used to live in southern Florida. Most people think it is just a weird structure called Coral Castle built by a man named Edward Leedskalnin.

Leedskalnin claimed to be from Latvia, which I believe is one of the moons of Jupiter. He immigrated to the United States in 1912. He weighed about 100 pounds and stood only about five feet tall. Since the photos we have of him are black and white, we can't tell if he had green skin. Regardless, he was apparently an alien doing his best to look human. He just didn't do a particularly good job.

For some reason, he decided to build a house out of limestone rocks on an acre of land in Florida City. Once he made his home, he continued to add sculptures to the property until he had carved out about 1,100 tons of limestone rock. No one is sure why. Later, he moved it all to Homestead. Again, no one knows why.

The spooky thing is that he had no modern tools to work with and no one saw him do it. Besides building a two-story house out of limestone block, he also created a nine-ton revolving gate, a Polaris telescope and functioning rocking chairs. There is a definite space theme in his sculpture garden which includes crescent moons and a sculpture of the planet Saturn.

He refused to explain how he, a tiny little man, moved 1,100 tons of rock by himself without modern machinery. His only explanation was, "I understand the laws of weight and leverage and I know the secrets of the people who built the pyramids." Thanks to modern science, we all know now that extraterrestrials built the Egyptian pyramids. If you went back in time to ask the ancient Egyptians how they built the pyramids, they probably would have said, “We know the secrets of Edward Leedskalnin.” Then, they would embalm you alive and bury you in a pyramid tomb full of cobras and flesh-eating scarab beetles.

Fortunately, all doubt about Edward's alien status was recently removed when a congressional candidate from Florida named Bettina Rodriguez Aguilera told us the truth. The 59-year old Republican candidate revealed that she was twice abducted by aliens — first as a 7-year-old and then again 10 years later. She said the aliens told her, among other things, that the Coral Castle was actually an ancient Egyptian pyramid.

However, the aliens she described didn’t look at all like Edward Leedskalnin. Her alien abductors were tall beings with flowing blonde locks and looked like TV news anchors. She said they had their arms outstretched like the Christ the Redeemer statue in Rio de Janeiro. She described meeting two female aliens and one male one. She didn't post any photos of the space visitors, but she did have a picture of herself with Ivanka Trump. Although Aguilera's story seems a little farfetched…uh, oh. Something just occurred to me. Donald, Melania, Ivanka…NEWS FLASH! THE TRUMP FAMILY MIGHT BE FROM OUTER SPACE!

The famous Palm Beach resort, purchased in 1985 by Donald Trump, was built between 1924 and 1927. Edward Leedskanin, who bears a striking resemblance to Edward Scissorhands, began building his coral castle in 1923. Maybe someone should check and see if Mar-a-Lago is made of limestone blocks. If it is, we may be in trouble.


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1 posted on 10/24/2017 5:24:21 AM PDT by SandRat
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2 posted on 10/24/2017 5:34:47 AM PDT by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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3 posted on 10/24/2017 5:39:48 AM PDT by Lazamataz (The "news" networks and papers are bitter, dangerous enemies of the American people.)
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4 posted on 10/24/2017 5:45:44 AM PDT by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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5 posted on 10/24/2017 5:54:08 AM PDT by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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Thin Air: After Egypt, aliens went to Florida

Alien Retirees.

6 posted on 10/24/2017 5:55:13 AM PDT by The Sons of Liberty (Uranium One = BRIBERY and TREASON - HANG THEM ALL!!!!)
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You tube has a good video of a guy researching all the tools left at the coral castle and how they were used. The guy came form a family of quarry workers so there is no mystery just an genius at work.


7 posted on 10/24/2017 5:57:40 AM PDT by mountainlion (Live well for those that did not make it back.)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOoCuDnmtyM

No mystery here


8 posted on 10/24/2017 6:00:06 AM PDT by mountainlion (Live well for those that did not make it back.)
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Limestone is easier to work than granite. Just saying.


9 posted on 10/24/2017 6:10:46 AM PDT by Buttons12
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Great video!


10 posted on 10/24/2017 6:33:28 AM PDT by marktwain (President Trump and his supporters are the Resistance. His opponents are the Reactionaries.)
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And obviously lighter since it can be easily lifted by a 100 lb man (or is that a 100 lb space alien?)


11 posted on 10/24/2017 6:37:22 AM PDT by PIF (They came for me and mine ... now it is your turn ...)
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12 posted on 10/24/2017 7:15:53 AM PDT by al_c (LIBERAL - Laughable Iconsiderate Blaming Entitled Ranting Anti-christian Loudmouth)
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Spring break.
13 posted on 10/24/2017 9:54:43 AM PDT by Trillian
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Retired space aliens? Hmmm...I knew that UFO on the strip club's roof is real...I now have proof...

Yes...the strip club is called Odyssey2001. It is next to a Sonic and a Winn Dixie.

14 posted on 10/24/2017 7:03:49 PM PDT by ConservaTeen (Islam is Not the Religion of Peace, but The religion of Pedophilia...)
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