Posted on 10/17/2017 8:33:16 AM PDT by nikos1121
Welcome to Megyn Kelly Today, Today, a new daily column in which we will share the most memorable things that happened on Megyn Kelly Today every morning until we are no longer able to watch Megyn Kelly Today without feeling like there will be no tomorrow.
·Megyn Kelly walked onstage in a white top and black pants.
·Megyn Kelly talked about Reese Witherspoon and Jennifer Lawrences revelation from Monday nights Women In Hollywood event. ·Megyn Kelly said, What is going on? ·Megyn Kelly talked Donald Trumps lies. ·Megyn Kelly shared the news that researchers now know how gold is made when two dead stars collide. ·Megyn Kelly said, Joining us now to discuss these and other headlines, Nia Vardalos is here! ·Nia Vardalos walked onstage. ·Bobby Finger noticed that Nia Vardalos and Megyn Kelly have the exact same haircut. ·Nia Vardalos promoted her new play Tiny Beautiful Things.
·Megyn Kelly asked Nia Vardalos, Do you believe in ghosts? ·Nia Vardalos said, Yyyyyyyes! ·Megyn Kelly showed an alleged photo of a ghost. ·Nia Vardalos said, I believe theres some transfer of energy perhaps. I believe that maybe weve been here before. Im not sure. I just dont wanna say no to anything at this point in my life. ·Bobby Finger said, People who believe in ghosts love talking about energy. ·Megyn Kelly said, Who are we as mere mortals to say its not possible? ·Megyn Kelly said, Finally today, do you know its National Pasta Day?
·Nia Vardalos said, Yes, I hear its National Pasta Day. ·Nia Vardalos called the top layer of this a Béchamel sauce, but I suppose it could be under the tomato sauce.
·Megyn Kelly said her dietician would get mad at hear for eating that. ·Nia Vardalos said, I never have food guilt. ·Megyn Kelly did a segment on the opioid crisis.
·Megyn Kelly welcomed these two people who host a show called Adventure Capitalists. One of them said, The show is like Shark Tank, but for the great outdoors. ·The Adventure Capitalists told Megyn Kelly to try some weird skateboard/tricycle hybrid. ·Megyn Kelly tried the weird skateboard/tricycle hybrid. [See above.] ·Megyn Kelly said, Up next, how to savor all the fall flavors you love, with fewer calories! ·Megyn Kelly brought her dietician, Tanya Zuckerbot, to the stage. ·Tanya Zuckerbot gave us obvious tips like, Get the pumpkin spice latte without whipped cream. ·Tanya Zuckerbot suggested eating pumpkin bread over pumpkin pie. ·Tanya Zuckerbot said, Definitely pumpkin bread over pumpkin pie, but pumpkin pie over apple pie. ·Megyn Kelly spoke with Hoda and Kathie Lee. ·Hoda and Kathie Lee announced that Chip and Joanna Gaines would be on their show today. ·Kathie Lee said, Im gonna see you at lunch again, missy. ·Megyn Kelly revealed she and Kathie Lee have a standing lunch on Tuesdays. ·Bobby Finger began wondering how much money he would pay to be seated beside them at lunch. Megyn Kelly Today ended.
Megyn Kelly Today Today: ‘Do You Believe In Ghosts?’
This topic is the type of tripe they discussed before they were allowed to talk politics. i.e. pretty boring stuff.
I’ve always thought that Megyn Kelly should have had a career writing for the National Enquirer. Her forte has always been inane fluff pieces such as the ones listed in your post.
..and then slap each other.
Coming up next: “What’s your favorite color, and why?”
About 90 students raise their hands. "Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?"
About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" About 15 students raise their hand.
"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" Three students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any of you ever had sex with a ghost?"
Way in the back, Ahmed raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
The Saudi student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, "So, Ahmed, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"
Ahmed replied, "I thought you said Goat"
Ghosts are all that's left of Megyn's audience, so I suppose the answer is "yes."
This is Kelly’s Dukakis-in-the-tank moment.
Ms Vardalos?
Call for you on line #1.
Some guy named "Harvey" wants to talk about your next movie.
LOL
“The Ghosts of News Anchors Past”
It’s like watching a slow-motion crash at this point...
If Megyn choses to go down that paranormal sciences road, then go all the way down.
Interview any remaining military officers still alive from the era when the U.S. was learning about Remote Viewing.
Go ahead and laugh if you want to. The theory has not yet been proven to everyone’s satisfaction. The very concept seems too fantastic.
Remote Viewing is a theory that one can connect telepathically with other places, people and situations by allowing your sentient self to ‘leave the body’ and astrally travel to that target spot. The Russians also did it and probably still do.
A lot of time and American money were spent on it for many years, near the end of the Cold War.
It is good of Bobby Finger to make these observations so nobody else has to watch.
If Megyn is going to survive as a host of any kind, she needs a co-host. The intensity of her personality becomes wearing in short order if there is nothing to counteract it.
Megyn needs a foil of some kind. Someone different enough to leaven the hard, dry dough of her presentation.
Hard hitting journalism right there.
What utter crap.
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