[cincinnati65]

All she would have had to say is that she had pneumonia and was too sick to attend, and we all would have believed it.

[COUNTrecount]

Make that a sociopathic tantrum and you’d be correct.

[Songcraft]

"All she would have had to say is that she had pneumonia and was too sick to attend, and we all would have believed it."

I think she had that incessant cough because she developed a habit of doing that every time she walked in on Wham-Bam Bill and some bimbo, to let them know she was there.