This article is a follow-up from an earlier article:

Re “NASA wants to probe uranus in search of gas”.
See, Trump was right. The government wants to get into everything including youranus.
Reminds me of the Giant Bug probe scene in “Starship Troopers”.
Followed by the Federation’s recruiting ads for “Proctologists needed to probe giant bugs”.
This article is comedic food for a month for a comedian worth their salt.
Science discoveries and the Clinton Clan:
“Webb Hubbell and his telescope - the father of Chelsea Clinton astronomy
Exploding Nova star gas ring named after Hillary located in the Liar constellation
Bill Clinton, like Sir Edmund Hillary, climbed Mt. Lewinsky.
Also discovers intern under his desk. Names it Mt. Monica. Conducts scientific probes. Refuses to “a dress” his discoveries.