escape from HRC saturation;)
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09/22/2017 4:50:05 AM PDT by
sodpoodle
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To: sodpoodle
I was in a store that sells sunglasses, and only sunglasses. A young lady walks over to me and asks, "What brings you in today?" I looked at her, and said, "I'm interested in buying a refrigerator.” And the punch line should have been..."Here's your sign."
33 posted on
09/22/2017 7:48:46 AM PDT by
Bloody Sam Roberts
("Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment." - Will Rogers)
To: sodpoodle
Some people try to turn back their "odometers." Not me. I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.True. But I'd like to think that I paved some of those roads for others to follow.
To: sodpoodle
When people see a cat's litter box they always say, “Oh, have you got a cat?” Just once I want to say, “No, it's for company!” "Here's your sign."
35 posted on
09/22/2017 7:50:36 AM PDT by
Bloody Sam Roberts
("Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment." - Will Rogers)
To: sodpoodle
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. Works every time.
Last weekend, I lost/misplaced my Red Sox baseball cap. A 2004 World Series edition. I looked everywhere I had been and could not find it. Oh well.
So, while we were out doing errands and such, I stopped in to a Salvation Army Thrift store and found a pristine KC Royals blue ball cap for 2 bucks. It served its purpose.
Less than 1 hour after we returned home, my wife had found the Sox cap. Thus proving the theorem.
38 posted on
09/22/2017 7:55:05 AM PDT by
Bloody Sam Roberts
("Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment." - Will Rogers)
To: sodpoodle
My favorite saying about my aging is:
"This getting old shit, is getting old."
Another one is about retirement:
"The only thing wrong with being retired is that you never get a day off."
46 posted on
09/22/2017 9:10:28 AM PDT by
HotHunt
To: sodpoodle
The reason time seems to pass faster when you get old is because once you are over the hill you pick up speed.
48 posted on
09/22/2017 9:37:50 AM PDT by
Polynikes
( Hakkaa palle)
To: sodpoodle
THE CAT IN THE HAT ON AGING
I cannot pee
I cannot see
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
Oh, my God, what can I do?
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell
My mood is bad — can you tell?
My body’s drooping
Have trouble pooping
The Golden Years have come at last
The Golden Years can kiss my ass!
50 posted on
09/22/2017 10:12:23 AM PDT by
oldfart
To: sodpoodle
Funny stuff!
My favorite...”Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.”
Darn right. And I beat that “Senior Discount” thing to death! I’m saving so much, soon I’ll be able to buy one of those little motorized scooters.
51 posted on
09/22/2017 10:20:03 AM PDT by
moovova
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