No one picking the Bengals
Guy named Mark Carman picking my Bears, he must be on magic mushrooms.
I've got the Pack and my Pats covered here... yet it never hurts to double down--
Is this Sulu the Empire's Bookie? Okay, what's the... line on my Patriots playing Houston with you there?
Listen, Homer, here in the "Mirror, Mirror" universe... the Patriots are the Empire's team. They are undefeated in their last 803 games because they poisioned all the other teams 30 years ago.
The Pats will be all over Allegra's Texicans in your timeline... just like I will be all over Uhura here in mine!
Sorry, Sulu, you just don't have... a Chinman's chance--
Now, don't you make me go all Mad Black Woman... on your ass!
On the other hand, I can go for a little chink... now and then--
Yeah, Uhura, a little Chinese... does sound good right now!