Meet "The Slams."
“Hillary blames new Denny’s mascot for her loss...”
Mr. Sausage looks much better standing along with the others. That context comes close to saving him.
I don’t like mascots that look like the food on my plate. Kind of reminds me of mascots of the old “Red Barn” hamburger restaurants: “Hamburger Hungry” had the body of a hamburger and “Chicken Hungry” was shaped like a fried chicken drumstick. “When the Hungries hit, hit the Red Barn!”
The Denny’s sausage mascot reminds me of the protagonist from the 2016 animated feature “Sausage Party.”
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1700841/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
My first thought was sausage, and I was right, according to your pic. Poo, like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder.
They could have made the sausage pink, but then some feminazis would have complained.
Isn’t breakfast a little early for the Pancake to be hitting the booze? What does the menu read: Pancake with Bourbon?