[ProtectOurFreedom]

On the bright side, this isn't Hillary Pissin' and Moanin' Tread 1,438.

Meet "The Slams."

[Army Air Corps]

“Hillary blames new Denny’s mascot for her loss...”

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

Mr. Sausage looks much better standing along with the others. That context comes close to saving him.

[thecodont]

I don’t like mascots that look like the food on my plate. Kind of reminds me of mascots of the old “Red Barn” hamburger restaurants: “Hamburger Hungry” had the body of a hamburger and “Chicken Hungry” was shaped like a fried chicken drumstick. “When the Hungries hit, hit the Red Barn!”

The Denny’s sausage mascot reminds me of the protagonist from the 2016 animated feature “Sausage Party.”

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1700841/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

[supremedoctrine]

My first thought was sausage, and I was right, according to your pic. Poo, like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder.

[rfp1234]

They could have made the sausage pink, but then some feminazis would have complained.

[BlueLancer]

Isn’t breakfast a little early for the Pancake to be hitting the booze? What does the menu read: Pancake with Bourbon?