My mom was lying on a futon, years ago. I came in with my pit, and he just walked up on top of her and started licking her face. She sputtered that there wasn’t enough room on the futon, and he flopped on his side between the back of the futon and mom, and pushed with his legs. Mom went on the floor, and there was plenty of room on the futon.
Similar thing happened to a fraternity brother’s brother, except the he culprit was half Lab and half Golden. They’re all sneaky critters.
A couple of days ago my GreAt Dane became the Masked Raider of the Doggie Meds when he ate a,whole bottle of Deramaxx that was intended for the older dog.