[Harmless Teddy Bear]

But who wants to go around sounding like some snooty Frog?

I like you.

I have no taste.

But I like you.

[shibumi]

It is and has been my goal (as implied by my screen name)
to supply the world with a shining example of complex subtlety
in giving form to the thoughts most visceral
yet impolitic or impolite.

In short, I seek a world in which the Fart Joke
is elevated to a form of High Comedic Art.

[csmusaret]

How can eating two pounds of chocolate make me gain five pounds?