That was funny.
Yes, but it was also very true! Welcome, Bodleian_Girl, to the Undead Thread! We reached the end of the Internet of some 65,000+ posts back in December of 2004. We began by taking over a thread from jj_fate, and went on from there.
We are Undead because we move from "body to body" when we reach upwards of 6,000 posts because its only polite to not slow FR down too much.
We started out using troll threads, but those are few and far between these days, so we "borrow" them from other FReepers.
Welcome and we hope you enjoy your stay! Visits! Time with us. Whatever.
'Face