[COBOL2Java]

OK, thannks France.

It almost makes us even for you not speaking German now.

The Complete Military History of France

Excerpt:

The Franco-Prussian War

Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.

World War I

Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States [Entering the war late -ed.]. Thousands of French women find out what it's like to not only sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.

World War II

Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.

[freedumb2003]

Add to that list:

The 21st Century Islamic Invasion of the France and the EU

Losing and will lose. In the next 20-30 years French culture, law and language will be swept away in favor of islam, sharia and arabic. "France" as it has been know historically will cease to exist. And at her own hand.

[Mollypitcher1]

General Patton gave the French credit for enabling his successful advances in France and Eisenhower gave the French credit for the Allies successful invasion of Normandy. But of course Eisenhower and Patton didn’t know what they were talking about according to most on this board!!!