I didn’t even get a cake on my 16th.
define cake
Lol
Life is so damn cruel sometimes
Neither did I.........and all my teachers looked like Helen Thomas....................B^(
I had a classmate who was a married mom. She and her
husband were friends with me and my girlfriend. On my
16th birthday my girl and I baby sat for the couple.
They left me a quart of vodka and some O.J.. My mission
was clear. Unfortunately, my girlfriend was enamored with
the baby and I drank enough screwdrivers to swear off
that particular cocktail for at least twenty years.