[Songcraft]

These guys probably didn't have a lot of people beating down the door to hire them either...

       

(Maybe they could all get into professional wrestling or something...)

[Salamander]

I’m guessing guy #2 has a checkered past.

[Pilgrim's Progress]

#2 if probably a load of fun at the office. During breaks they play checkers on his face . . . he doesn’t seem to mind. Being in a drug-induced stupor all the time really helps.

[central_va]

[tflabo]

Not only does the facial tattoo look hideous but the initial reaction by the viewer screams out moron and freak. Most employers don’t want a bizarre sideshow distraction.