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Chinese Man Gets Wrench Stuck on Penis
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 | Alex Lindor
Posted on 07/06/2017 7:44:28 AM PDT by irish guard
Based on the size of the wrench, I don't think his last name was Hung
Was he trying to loosen a nut or is he just Hard Up???
Have at it FreeRepublic
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: bellcurve; napl
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To: Slings and Arrows
101
posted on 
07/06/2017 3:30:01 PM PDT
by 
a fool in paradise
( Mr. Comey, did you engage in or know of ANY OTHER leaks?)
 
To: irish guard
    Never use a wrench when you are supposed to use a screw.
 
102
posted on 
07/06/2017 3:36:25 PM PDT
by 
aomagrat
(Gun owners who vote for democrats are too stupid to own guns.)
 
To: rsobin
    It’ll go from outie to innie.
 
To: irish guard
    That is a tiny wrench. Just saying.
 
104
posted on 
07/06/2017 4:36:39 PM PDT
by 
KosmicKitty
(Waiting for inspiration)
 
To: KosmicKitty
105
posted on 
07/06/2017 4:38:31 PM PDT
by 
Pelham
(Liberate California. Deport Mexico Now)
 
To: irish guard
    Hard to believe this thread is still here.
Talk about purple nurple LOL
 
106
posted on 
07/06/2017 5:01:24 PM PDT
by 
mylife
(the roar of the masses could be farts)
 
To: irish guard
107
posted on 
07/06/2017 5:02:41 PM PDT
by 
mylife
(the roar of the masses could be farts)
 
To: mylife
    Hard to believe this thread is still here.Yep, the glitter boob thread disappeared fast!
 
108
posted on 
07/06/2017 5:11:38 PM PDT
by 
TruthWillWin
(The problem wiath socialists is that you eventually run out of other peoples money.)
 
To: irish guard
    Never use a wrench to do the job of a screw extractor.
 
109
posted on 
07/06/2017 5:16:56 PM PDT
by 
ApplegateRanch
(Love me, love my guns!�)
 
110
posted on 
07/06/2017 5:19:46 PM PDT
by 
mylife
(the roar of the masses could be farts)
 
To: TruthWillWin
    I likee glitter boobs better ☺
111
posted on 
07/06/2017 5:20:53 PM PDT
by 
mylife
(the roar of the masses could be farts)
 
To: Blennos
    >I>Many of us here have had the same experience and can sympathize with this poor fellow. 
Wrench? Maybe a wench...
112
posted on 
07/06/2017 5:25:23 PM PDT
by 
GGpaX4DumpedTea
((I am a Tea Party descendant...steeped in the Constitutional Republic given to us by the Founders))
 
To: yetidog
    China underbid Uttar Pradesh, and gives a quantity discout.
 
113
posted on 
07/06/2017 5:28:28 PM PDT
by 
ApplegateRanch
(Love me, love my guns!�)
 
114
posted on 
07/06/2017 5:30:04 PM PDT
by 
mylife
(the roar of the masses could be farts)
 
To: irish guard
    No need amputate. Wait 3 days; it turn black; fall off by itself.
 
115
posted on 
07/06/2017 5:31:57 PM PDT
by 
ApplegateRanch
(Love me, love my guns!�)
 
To: ApplegateRanch
    Vietnamese Wax Job:
attractive lady masseuse—muscle & martial arts expert; low lights; soft music; slow, full body massage with aromatic oils.
When little soldier at full attention, quick karate chop—wax blown out of ears.
 
116
posted on 
07/06/2017 5:48:44 PM PDT
by 
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
 
To: ApplegateRanch
    Goh dang rook at u ****!
All yerrow, blue, green, praid...
 
117
posted on 
07/06/2017 5:51:56 PM PDT
by 
mylife
(the roar of the masses could be farts)
 
To: tumblindice
    Soldier dericatry tied to sandlewood with silk thongs...
Oils appried..
Ohhrrr Moshi moshi...
Whack!
 
118
posted on 
07/06/2017 5:56:01 PM PDT
by 
mylife
(the roar of the masses could be farts)
 
To: This_Dude
    Have you the story of Dead eyed Dick, born to the world with a corkscrewed pr!#k.
He searched the world over, a hell of a hunt, to find a woman with a corkscrew c###.
When he finally found her ol’ Dick dropped dead because the woman’s c### had a left handed thread!
 
119
posted on 
07/06/2017 6:08:52 PM PDT
by 
shotgun
 
To: irish guard
    My friend worked the ER.
Others EMTs.
Strange place
I was a million to one shot Doc.. Million to one...
 
120
posted on 
07/06/2017 6:29:11 PM PDT
by 
mylife
(the roar of the masses could be farts)
 
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