But we know everything in the Washington Post is a lie so there must be orphans on Mars.
But we know everything in the Washington Post is a lie so there must be orphans on Mars.
The only thing fishy about this story in that it is difficult to get kids onto the spaceship to Mars without a U.S. Passport.
Sure, NASA could kidnap kids, but tots don’t carry their passports when they are kidnapped.
That seems to be the only hole in the theory.
Besides that, toddlers get car sick on the way to school, how would NASA deal with a 100 space sick kids?