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NASA wants to probe Uranus in search of gas
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| June 16, 2017
| Mike Wehner
Posted on 06/17/2017 3:13:05 PM PDT by kosciusko51
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Is this part of NASA's Moslem outreach?
PS: Yes, I am snickering at the headline like a teenager.
To: kosciusko51
I’m only here for the comments.
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posted on
06/17/2017 3:14:47 PM PDT
by
Defiant
(The media is the colostomy bag where truth goes after democrats digest it.)
To: Defiant
for the comments = = =
no comment from me.
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posted on
06/17/2017 3:15:43 PM PDT
by
Scrambler Bob
(Brought to you from Turtle Island, otherwise known as 'So-Called North America')
To: kosciusko51
NASA will have to buy me dinner first.
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posted on
06/17/2017 3:15:44 PM PDT
by
lacrew
To: kosciusko51
Dear NASA,
You're in luck
Sincerely,
Too much 3 bean casserole for lunch
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posted on
06/17/2017 3:15:45 PM PDT
by
NativeSon
( Grease the floor with Crisco when I dance the Disco)
To: kosciusko51
So the little child, hearing the headline asked, “do they mean grandpa?”
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posted on
06/17/2017 3:17:25 PM PDT
by
NonValueAdded
(#DeplorableMe #BitterClinger #HillNO! #cishet #MyPresident #MAGA #Winning #covfefe)
To: kosciusko51
I thought we had Greys for that?
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posted on
06/17/2017 3:17:56 PM PDT
by
null and void
( The Flat Earth Society claims they have members all around the globe!)
To: kosciusko51
If they wait a few minutes they’ll find it with me. No probing necessary.
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posted on
06/17/2017 3:18:02 PM PDT
by
Lurkina.n.Learnin
(Willie Sutton went into robbing banks and Hillary Clinton went into politics)
To: kosciusko51
The Klingons will attack.
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posted on
06/17/2017 3:19:08 PM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: Defiant
From “Futurama”
Fry: Did you build the Smelloscope?
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: No, I remembered that I’d built one last year. Go ahead, try it. You’ll find that every heavenly body has its own particular scent. Here, I’ll point it at Jupiter.
Fry: Smells like strawberries.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Exactly. And now, Saturn.
Fry: Pine needles. Oh, man, this is great... hey, as long as you don’t make me smell Uranus.
Leela: I don’t get it.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: I’m sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all.
Fry: Oh. What’s it called now?
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Urrectum. Here, let me locate it for you.
Fry: No, no, I, I think I’ll just smell around a bit over here.
To: kosciusko51
Bring some Northern for the Klingons.
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posted on
06/17/2017 3:20:04 PM PDT
by
2ndDivisionVet
(You cannot invade the mainland US. There'd be a rifle behind every blade of grass.)
To: kosciusko51
The B&M baked beans and brown bread just produced a whole lotta methane....
Thank heavens for Glade
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posted on
06/17/2017 3:20:32 PM PDT
by
Stormdog
(A rifle transforms one from subject to Citizen)
To: kosciusko51
They’ll not probe my anus for gas!
To: kosciusko51
NASA wants to probe Uranus in search of gasNa.....too easy!
To: PetroniusMaximus
So that's what those alien anal probes are for!🤣
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posted on
06/17/2017 3:21:31 PM PDT
by
Reily
To: kosciusko51
To: kosciusko51
That is a headline that never should have been written!
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posted on
06/17/2017 3:23:25 PM PDT
by
Enchante
(Searching throughout the country for one honest Democrat....)
To: kosciusko51
NASA wants to probe Uranus in search of gas
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posted on
06/17/2017 3:23:37 PM PDT
by
Vaquero
(Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
To: kosciusko51
Like the man said (well almost)
I may not know what porn is but when I see it, I can recognize it.
..snicker...
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posted on
06/17/2017 3:23:50 PM PDT
by
xrmusn
((6/98)"Everyone pleases everyone else. Some by entering a room, others by leaving the room")
To: kosciusko51
I don't care how much they'll pay, I will not go to Uranus!
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posted on
06/17/2017 3:23:50 PM PDT
by
JPG
(Covfefe Rules!)
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