[Defiant]

I’m only here for the comments.

[Scrambler Bob]

for the comments = = =

no comment from me.

[kosciusko51]

From “Futurama”

Fry: Did you build the Smelloscope?

Professor Hubert Farnsworth: No, I remembered that I’d built one last year. Go ahead, try it. You’ll find that every heavenly body has its own particular scent. Here, I’ll point it at Jupiter.

Fry: Smells like strawberries.

Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Exactly. And now, Saturn.

Fry: Pine needles. Oh, man, this is great... hey, as long as you don’t make me smell Uranus.

Leela: I don’t get it.

Professor Hubert Farnsworth: I’m sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all.

Fry: Oh. What’s it called now?

Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Urrectum. Here, let me locate it for you.

Fry: No, no, I, I think I’ll just smell around a bit over here.

[Enchante]

Now we see that NASA is really really taking the whole LGBT "pride" thing too damned far....

[OKSooner]

God bless Mrs. Tibbits, who with a room of little 5th graders all with Oklahoma accents, stopped a classroom science lesson and said, "Okay, every one of you, one at a time, are going to say it correctly. URanus. Emphasis on the U and a short A.

URanus.

URanus.

She never did explain why.

She would also occasionally, if certain members of the class had behaved themselves and done their homework, recite The Highwayman from memory. Correctly, with a rythmic "Tlot tlot, tlot tlot..."

Anyway... URanus. There, that's the correct way. Thanks to Mrs. Tibbits. :)

[Pilgrim's Progress]

I’m waiting for Beavis and Butthead to show up . . .

[piroque]

I’m only here for the comments.

methane gas

[fhayek]

Uh, I regularly drink Genesee Cream Ale. Probe your own damn anus...