[Morgana]

Study finds that 48% of Americans are amazingly stupid.

[higgmeister]

How many Americans know how to harvest mountain oysters? How many have watched their Dad make young steers? How many have watched their boxer dogs fight over those young "mountain oysters" after Dad tossed them over the feedlot fence? How many Americans have held the gentian violet spray can so Dad could spray the sack before letting the steer up?

I still miss life on a farm and I know where milk comes from.

[FredZarguna]

1/√(2πσ²) ∫^t_{-∞e^{-(x-μ)2/2σ2}dx. Study finds most of these respondents somewhere around t=μ-2σ or below...}

[Terry Mross]

7% is enough to swing an election. And they believe chocolate milk comes from brown cows. I guess black cows must give dark chocolate.

[Rembrandt]

“Study finds that 48% of Americans are amazingly stupid.”

One time I was in a run-down restaurant in a small town and someone asked the waitress what kind of wine they had. “All kinds, we got both red and white.”

[Intolerant in NJ]

Study finds surprising number of Americans think chocolate milk comes from brown cows...what kind of racist thinks it doesn't?......

[tophat9000]

Well they think milk come from trangender cows

[oldtech]

Obama/Hillary voters?

[Rebelbase]

When I was young I told a girlfriend that the cows walking on the steep hills in the mountains had to travel that way their entire lives and could never turn around as the downhill legs grew longer than the uphill legs.

She believed it.

[Fiji Hill]

Milk? That's what you mix with gin.

[Bullish]

Same type of people who couldn’t balance a checkbook to save their lives.

[DoodleBob]

What kind of milk comes from spotted cows?

[Maudeen]

and to think. . .these people VOTE.

[Ransomed]

The dumbest 10% of voters who somehow still manage to vote supposedly decide all elections. The ones that have no guiding political philosophy, but can be swayed one way or the other. The so-called swing voters who can be influenced by political propaganda. All that campaign money is meant to sway the swayable into voting one way or the other, or to vote or not vote.

In other words, no matter who wins, a lib or con, dem or bub, the dumbest 10% decided it based on who managed to sway them for whatever reason. And we haven’t had even 65% eligible voter turnout since 1908.

Freegards

[Enchante]

Gatorade comes from green cows!

[datricker]

File under, Fake moos

[Zack Attack]

And its the really rare red heifer that makes strawberry milk tough to come by.

[TChad]

Now we get to watch some ambitious genetics PhD turn it into a reality.

[D Rider]

Also most Americans are sarcastic when confronted with stupid questions.

[Flick Lives]

A cow has 4 teats.
- regular milk
- low fat milk
- heavy cream
- chocolate milk

[FrdmLvr]

What I find surprising is that people were surveyed about it in the first place.