Cue Kid Creole and the Coconuts....
There’s a gentleman that’s going round
Turning the joint upside down
Stool Pigeon - ha-cha-cha-cha
He’s an old ex-con that’s been away
Now he’s back, no one’s safe
Stool Pigeon - ha-cha-cha-cha
If you wanna squeal, said the FBI
We can make a deal, make it worth your while
So he told it all and in return
He got a credit card and a Thunderbird
And the maximum security
Even after plastic surgery
So go on and squeal, said the FBI
We can make a deal, make it worth your while