Didja hear about the retarded terrorist who tried to blow up a bus? He burned his lips on the tailpipe, ar, ar!
Remember when Exxon promised to `put a tiger in your tank’? One customer sued because the tiger in his tank was queer & it blew the engine.
On the Imus show Wilfred Brimley said he loved Quaker oatmeal so much “I’d marry the stuff”.
Truth is always stranger than fiction.
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