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Man arrested after 'masturbating vigorously' in public because he 'hates Portland'
oregon live ^
| 5/12/17
| Lizzy Acker
Posted on 05/13/2017 4:21:25 AM PDT by martin_fierro
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To: martin_fierro
“Hey sweetie, I’m feeling a bit randy now, what day we hit the sack for a romp?”
“Sorry honey I’m just heading out for lunch with the girls.”
“Damn, alright dear, I’ll be in the john with my phone, hating Portland for a while.”
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posted on
05/13/2017 4:41:28 AM PDT
by
lefty-lie-spy
(Stay metal. For the Horde \m/("_")\m/ - via iPhone from Tokyo.)
To: mountn man
To: lefty-lie-spy
“Damn, alright dear, I’ll be in the john with my phone, hating Portland for a while.”
"Go away.....Hatin'"
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posted on
05/13/2017 4:48:39 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: martin_fierro
Clarence Carter was unavailable to comment.
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posted on
05/13/2017 4:55:33 AM PDT
by
PghBaldy
(12/14 - 930am -rampage begins... 12/15 - 1030am - Obama's advance team scouts photo-op locations.)
To: dfwgator
the great Dax Shepard in his finest role.
To: PghBaldy
Clarence is still with us.
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posted on
05/13/2017 5:17:33 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: martin_fierro
Photo at link. Isn’t Glenn Beck from Portland?
Hey Glenn, is that you?
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posted on
05/13/2017 5:21:14 AM PDT
by
faucetman
(Just the facts, ma'am, Just the facts)
To: martin_fierro
Portland wanted to be a haven for the fringe of society. It got what it wanted.
To: martin_fierro
Andreassen told the officer that he was on meth and wanted to go back to prison, because he "f--ing hates Portland."You got to give him credit for coming right out and saying it. There's no way somebody could come with that and it be a lie.
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posted on
05/13/2017 5:23:34 AM PDT
by
jiggyboy
(Ten percent of poll respondents are either lying or insane)
To: martin_fierro
“... the officer asked Andreassen whether or not it was appropriate to masturbate in public and why he was doing it...”
Really officer? There was some doubt in your mind as to whether it was appropriate?
“But, tell me sir...how do you feel?”
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posted on
05/13/2017 5:28:57 AM PDT
by
moovova
To: martin_fierro
He should move to San Diego.
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posted on
05/13/2017 5:28:59 AM PDT
by
Godebert
(CRUZ: Born in a foreign land to a foreign father.)
To: martin_fierro
Time for a new city motto: “Portland: We’re pulling for you.”
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posted on
05/13/2017 5:29:03 AM PDT
by
Sirius Lee
(In God We Trust, In Trump We Fix America)
To: martin_fierro
They’re out to get you, better leave while you can
Don’t want to be a boy, you want to be a man
You want to stay alive, better do what you can
So beat it, just beat it
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posted on
05/13/2017 5:36:14 AM PDT
by
tumblindice
("Fight for your country." Hector)
To: martin_fierro
Perhaps all the rain was drivin’ese nuts?
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posted on
05/13/2017 5:38:06 AM PDT
by
IamConservative
(Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.)
To: tflabo
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posted on
05/13/2017 5:38:07 AM PDT
by
outofsalt
( If history teaches us anything it's that history rarely teaches us anything)
To: tflabo
Erections have consequences.”
I know it is still early but this post will be hard to beat.
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posted on
05/13/2017 5:43:21 AM PDT
by
yetidog
To: martin_fierro
Sounds like a San Francisco kind of guy. Maybe he should seek political asylum.
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posted on
05/13/2017 5:48:10 AM PDT
by
sphinx
To: tflabo
Erections have consequences. Game over. You win the internet.
To: martin_fierro
To: martin_fierro
...because he 'hates Portland'
Aha! He was protestin'. This could be a free speech issue. It's going all the way to the Supremes! Come to think of it, could this be both a 1st amendment and a 2nd amendment issue?
The state could argue that Oregon is not an 'Open Carry' state.
Whatever... John Roberts can sort it all out.
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posted on
05/13/2017 6:23:48 AM PDT
by
Moorings
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