[umgud]

This guy has a ccw. He'll probably have to drill holes in his Viagra now.

[semaj]

Hamdallalah in Arabic means; I am blessed. LOL.

[Big Red Badger]

They don’t call it a “Piccollo “

For nothin!

[Migraine]

He will probably sue the manufacturer because he definitely got the shaft.

[csvset]

[jy8z]

The cartridge had to be a wadcutter...because that’s exactly what it did.

[DAC21]

Would appear his Johnson stopped a terrorist attack.

[Clearly Right]

Thread on FR posted earlier today:   "Baby names: Caitlyn plunges on new most-popular list" - http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3552489/posts

(However, the person who is the subject of this thread may want to consider bucking that trend, and assume that "Caitlyn" name, due to their changing circumstances...)

[Typelouder]

Hey Hamedallah! Is that a splint or are you just happy to see me?

[Billthedrill]

Mexican carry would be my guess. I have that problem with pocket carry as well: don’t point at anything you’re not willing to destroy, although I’m not sure that’s exactly what Col. Cooper had in mind. Mr. Happy doesn’t like muzzle blast, especially muzzle blast with a projectile inside it.

[Flick Lives]

Sticking a gun in the front of your pants only works on TV.

[tumblindice]

I'm fixing a hole where the bullet gets in ... hello everybody!

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

One would think that Dickshooter, Idaho would have an interesting story behind it’s name. It doesn’t;

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dickshooter,_Idaho

[Nik Naym]

His insurance co. has contacted the local symphony orchestra. They are sending over their head flautist.

She’s going to teach the guy where to place his fingers so he doesn’t pee in his eye.

[VeniVidiVici]

Obama?

[dayglored]

This thread SCREAMS for a Mangled Genitals ping.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Mangled genitals, baby!

DANG!

[The_Media_never_lie]

This is why I do not carry with a round chambered. I would have to answer smart ass questions like “why did you do that”, for which I would have no good answer.

[martin_fierro]

♀☹☠☣☢★☆ MANGLED GENITALS PING ☆★☢☣☠☹♂

[Buckeye Battle Cry]

A clean through and through. He now has an honest-to-goodness skin flute.

[Georgia Girl 2]

Crotch carry. Don’t be that guy. :-)