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Man climbing out of car shoots himself in the penis
Autoblog ^ | 5/9/17 | na

Posted on 05/12/2017 5:17:27 PM PDT by umgud

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To: Popman

Had a CCW. THe other Islamic terrorists in the US also mostly had legal guns. Did that make their victims safer? At least this guy only hurt himself and likely taxpayers for his medical bills. Martyrdom and 72 virgins might be his only route now, making him more dangerous in the future.


81 posted on 05/12/2017 7:11:02 PM PDT by Reno89519 (Drain the Swamp is not party specific. Lyn' Ted is still a liar, Good riddance to him.)
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To: umgud

Sticking a gun in the front of your pants only works on TV.


82 posted on 05/12/2017 7:19:06 PM PDT by Flick Lives
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

As much as I like PUSA, hers the original;

“Cleveland Rocks” - Ian Hunter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM-IEMlJyak


83 posted on 05/12/2017 7:19:48 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult
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To: umgud
I'm fixing a hole where the bullet gets in ... hello everybody! Image and video hosting by TinyPic
84 posted on 05/12/2017 7:23:16 PM PDT by tumblindice ("Fight for your country." Hector)
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To: umgud

One would think that Dickshooter, Idaho would have an interesting story behind it’s name. It doesn’t;

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dickshooter,_Idaho


85 posted on 05/12/2017 7:24:44 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult
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To: Hot Tabasco; madison10

Sure. All good Christians have Allah in their names. (snicker)


86 posted on 05/12/2017 7:30:14 PM PDT by PAR35
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To: fhayek
I guess the guy now knows the meaning of going off half cocked...

OK. That one there was funny!! My wife was wondering why I was laughing so hard.

87 posted on 05/12/2017 7:34:11 PM PDT by OldMissileer (Atlas, Titan, Minuteman, PK. Winners of the Cold War)
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To: fhayek

Thread winner!


88 posted on 05/12/2017 7:36:01 PM PDT by VTenigma (The Democrat party is the party of the mathematically challenged)
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To: umgud

His insurance co. has contacted the local symphony orchestra. They are sending over their head flautist.

She’s going to teach the guy where to place his fingers so he doesn’t pee in his eye.


89 posted on 05/12/2017 7:47:43 PM PDT by Nik Naym (It's not my fault... I have compulsive smart-ass disorder.)
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To: gov_bean_ counter

One is for shooting, one is for fun. My husband told me that little ditty.


90 posted on 05/12/2017 8:13:41 PM PDT by Cats Pajamas
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To: AndyJackson

Please share.


91 posted on 05/12/2017 8:15:04 PM PDT by Cats Pajamas
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To: umgud

Obama?


92 posted on 05/12/2017 8:27:06 PM PDT by VeniVidiVici (It's not gun violence, it's thug violence)
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To: martin_fierro

This thread SCREAMS for a Mangled Genitals ping.


93 posted on 05/12/2017 8:27:54 PM PDT by dayglored ("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
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To: umgud; al baby; Albion Wilde; Allegra; BufordP; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; JRios1968; ...

Mangled genitals, baby!

DANG!

94 posted on 05/12/2017 8:30:11 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (The GOP-e: supporting the Democrat agenda)
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To: Cats Pajamas

Link at post #26. You are warned . DON’T GO THERE. DO NOT!


95 posted on 05/12/2017 8:41:29 PM PDT by AndyJackson
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To: umgud

This is why I do not carry with a round chambered. I would have to answer smart ass questions like “why did you do that”, for which I would have no good answer.


96 posted on 05/12/2017 8:47:06 PM PDT by The_Media_never_lie (Parroting fake news is highly profitable for some.)
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To: Hillarys Gate Cult

From Wiki on the origin of Dickshooter, ID.

Dickshooter was named for Dick Shooter, a man who “established a homestead there”. Dickshooter Ridge Road was once used to travel from Silver City, Idaho to Salt Lake City in Utah, and to Humboldt County, Nevada, and offered “spectacular views of vertical walled gorges and vistas of the surrounding desert plateaus.” It has frequently been noted on lists of unusual place names.


97 posted on 05/12/2017 8:52:58 PM PDT by The_Media_never_lie (Parroting fake news is highly profitable for some.)
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To: Seruzawa

Glock. No external safety.


98 posted on 05/12/2017 9:15:25 PM PDT by Cobra64 (Common sense isn't common any more.)
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To: Allegra; Conservative4Life; CSM; dayglored; dixiechick2000; Dutchgirl; Eaker; ezoeni; Gefn; ...
♀☹☠☣☢★☆
MANGLED
GENITALS
PING

☆★☢☣☠☹♂

99 posted on 05/13/2017 4:16:56 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: umgud

A clean through and through. He now has an honest-to-goodness skin flute.


100 posted on 05/13/2017 6:29:37 AM PDT by Buckeye Battle Cry (Charlie, here comes the deuce, and when you speak of me speak well.)
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