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Posted on 05/12/2017 5:17:27 PM PDT by umgud
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To: All
Do not assume be is Muslim. There is a large Arabic Christian community here.
To: umgud
I sure hated it every time that has happened to me.
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posted on
05/12/2017 5:27:31 PM PDT
by
Zeppo
("Happy Pony is on - and I'm NOT missing Happy Pony")
To: umgud
he had the weapon stuck in his waistband like some TV character.Before the accident: Jim Rockford. After the accident: Police Woman.
To: umgud
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posted on
05/12/2017 5:28:32 PM PDT
by
bboop
(does not suffer fools gladly)
To: Reno89519
What is someone with name Hamedallah doing with a gun?Protecting himself from Toledo's local denizens like the rest of us.
In Toledo, guys named Hamedallah aren't the ones you're looking over your shoulder for while using the ATM machine.
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posted on
05/12/2017 5:28:48 PM PDT
by
Drew68
To: umgud
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posted on
05/12/2017 5:28:56 PM PDT
by
dfwright
(The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left (Eccl. 10:2, NIV))
To: umgud
Leave the gun, take the cannoli.
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posted on
05/12/2017 5:30:39 PM PDT
by
deadrock
(I is someone else.)
To: umgud
This is my weapon. This is my gun...
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posted on
05/12/2017 5:31:18 PM PDT
by
gov_bean_ counter
(I held my nose, voted for Trump, then took a shower. All to defeat evil.va)
To: umgud
New poster boy for no-holster/appendix or “Mexican Carry”...
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posted on
05/12/2017 5:32:37 PM PDT
by
elteemike
(Light travels faster than sound...That's why so many people appear bright until you hear them speak)
To: umgud
He scores a ‘Hole In One’ !
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posted on
05/12/2017 5:33:41 PM PDT
by
Vlad The Inhaler
(Best Long Term Prepper Tactic: Beat The Muslim Takeover - Have Big Families)
To: umgud
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posted on
05/12/2017 5:34:55 PM PDT
by
moovova
To: umgud
I suspect, appendix carry?
C.W.
To: umgud
With that name, maybe it was a really small bomb.
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posted on
05/12/2017 5:35:14 PM PDT
by
LouAvul
(The most High ruleth in the kingdom of men, and giveth it to whomsoever he will.)
To: umgud
Doctor I have a burning discharge in my penis’
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posted on
05/12/2017 5:36:09 PM PDT
by
tophat9000
(Tophat9000)
To: jjsheridan5
EMS just wraps it in towels. The ER folks get the real nasty work
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posted on
05/12/2017 5:37:06 PM PDT
by
Carriage Hill
( Poor demoncrats haven't been this mad, since the Republicans took their slaves away.)
To: Reno89519
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posted on
05/12/2017 5:37:34 PM PDT
by
Bigg Red
(Vacate the chair! Ryan must go.)
To: Big Red Badger
He will be a Hit at His local mosque.
You sure he's not a Chaldean?
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posted on
05/12/2017 5:38:15 PM PDT
by
Hot Tabasco
(If a cow ever got the chance, heÂ’d eat you and everyone you ever cared about.)
To: umgud
No mention of the pistol caliber.
It must have been a PEE Shooter.
We know it wasn’t a 45 or he wouldn’t be sporting a hole.
He’d be walking around with nothing but a small knob of raw hamburger.
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posted on
05/12/2017 5:38:40 PM PDT
by
Vlad The Inhaler
(Best Long Term Prepper Tactic: Beat The Muslim Takeover - Have Big Families)
To: umgud
Sounds like this guy really pulled a boner! Bet it doesn’t happen again!
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posted on
05/12/2017 5:38:41 PM PDT
by
ClearCase_guy
(Abortion is what slavery was: immoral but not illegal. Not yet.)
To: dfwright
Unnnngh....Don't ever do that again. Ever. On a threat that I would be arrested for if I uttered it. I fell into that thread, and almost died laughing before I managed to crawl back out.
Must be the record for the funniest thread ever on FR. Can't believe I missed it before.
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