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“You heart may belong to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps”
Irish wit always has the last word.
Hey, if you’re talking to me, I’m no help at all. My huge fake Christmas tree was up too long in the living room coz’ my husband wouldn’t help either, and I couldn’t get anyone to believe it was a ficus any more!
Leave him be and go tend to your wife.
You're asking others to
1: get into an argument WITH A WOMAN
2: This woman IS IRISH
How stupid do you think we are?
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Jesus was probably born around September - October, so you might a well leave it up till then.
You’ll do what you’re told!
I smell ozone
"...perhaps we could sing for you....perhaps not"
Well, you could say that putting it away would be just a form of prolonged dusting.
It is preferred that you post vanities under breaking news to gain higher readership.
LOL...
That’s actually funny...
Why don’t you do what she says and put them away?
Offer her praise for her ability to get the job done.
Negotiate. When completed take her to dinner, or if you cook prepare a nice dinner for the two of you to enjoy together.
You might make the suggestion: Let’s complete this job together Take the time while packing away the pieces to talk about what each means to the two of you. If you’ve children old enough, get them involved as well. To pack away Christmas to prepare for the next year is never a joyful event. But it could be an event that members of the family will not forget.
If there is no satisfactory answer - then be a man who doesn’t need a woman to do tasks which anyone can accomplish.
If this is only an opportunity to extend a pity party for months on end - then I sincerely apologize for taking you seriously.
If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman.
....Margaret Thatcher
“Any help?” vanity
Don’t know what to tell you pilgrim.
I don’t even have a “man cave”.
The house is my man cave.
Have you tried putting her over your knee, like Duke?
So just what is it you have against Jesus?
IBTZ
I can’t believe your account is still active.
Leave them out.
Dear Jesus, up and down the street they wonder why
I have Christmas lights burning in the month of July!
They say I’m a trashy redneck, fit for a trailer park
When I let those beautiful lights shine from dawn until dark!
But they don’t understand the reason those lights shine above
Is because You have given me Your everlasting love —
My Christmas lights are burning every day of the year
Because You took away all my doubt and my fear!
Every day’s Your birthday party and all day I celebrate
‘Cause You were born in my heart and removed the devil’s hate
From my heart that had been captive, so dark and so blue;
Yes Lord, I shine my Christmas lights — they’re up for You!
Dear Jesus, up and down the street they think it’s odd
When I keep that manger scene lit with the Son of God
Lying there in the straw in a lowly feeding trough;
They tell me that it’s summer time and I should turn it off!
But Jesus, in my heart You’re born each and every day
And you come so kind and humble, as You once were in the hay!
My Christmas lights are burning every day of the year
Because You took away all my doubt and my fear!
Every day’s Your birthday party and all day I celebrate
‘Cause You were born in my heart and removed the devil’s hate
From my heart that had been captive, so dark and so blue;
Yes Lord, I shine my Christmas lights — they’re up for You!
Dear Jesus, up and down the street I tell them the news
That when You’re born in their hearts, no one can accuse
That it is ever wrong to shine their lights and celebrate
How Jesus saved their souls before the time was too late
To accept Your love so wide and deep and high and so true —
Yes, all of them should keep their Christmas lights up for You!
My Christmas lights are burning every day of the year
Because You took away all my doubt and my fear!
Every day’s Your birthday party and all day I celebrate
‘Cause You were born in my heart and removed the devil’s hate
From my heart that had been captive, so dark and so blue;
Yes Lord, I shine my Christmas lights — they’re up for You!
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