(vanity) How will you celebrate Earth Day?

[Gman]

So, how will Freepers be celebrating Earth Day 2017? Personally, I will be clearing an area in the backyard to set up for a compost pile and organic vegetable garden. But first, I need to burn the tires that are there; and I'm thinking that my used motor oil will make an excellent accelerant.

[trisham]

This is one of those fake holidays.

[V K Lee]

Sun baking a real mud pie for this auspicious occasion.(sarcasm, obviously)

[LS]

At the annual Schweikart Earth Day Tire Burning, we invite people to arrive in a clunker at least 30 years old belching smoke. You’re asked to bring a covered dish of a nearly extinct animal-—Spotted Owl Surprise or Snail Darter Stew are perennial favorites-—and in the afternoon we have our eagles vs. condor race through a nearby windfarm.

[TheTimeOfMan]

Isn’t Earth day where you get to murder your girl friend and stuff her in a trunk?

[george76]

The first Earth Day took place April 22, 1970. = The centennial of mass murderer : Lenin’s birth .

[thorvaldr]

Probably burn a bunch of inner tubes in my backyard.

[sport]

When we used fences, we poured burnt, or used, we called it burnt, around all fence posts. We also used it to make back scracthers for the animals inside the fences. People with hunting dogs used on their dogs when they got the mange. It was also used on farm equipment.

[george76]

Ira Einhorn bludgeoned Holly Maddux to death in 1979, leaving her body to decompose in his apartment closet .

After his arrest, Einhorn was defended by Arlen Spector who got Ira a low bail . Then Einhorn fled to France .

[sport]

People around the house that had Ford flatheads would take a coke bottle full of water, idle it up fast, and slowly pour the water in the carb. It would flake off all the carbon on the valves.

[LouAvul]

Vanities do not belong in news/activism. They belong in chat. Don’t clutter up news.

[SaraJohnson]

Turn all my lights on, up the a/c and take a few showers.

[sport]

Have them drive Studabakers then.

[Mogger]

Ride around in our Excursion and/or one of our Unimogs.

Turn on every light in the house.

But that won't use much electricity as they are all LEDs.

[DoughtyOne]

Agreed...

[Rockingham]

Einhorn, a Jewish kid from Texas, wormed his way into the good graces of Phyllis Lambert, an architect and a member of the Bronfman family. She put up Einhorn’s bail money and likely paid for Specter to represent him.

[cyclotic]

I’ve got some weeds growing in the sidewalk cracks. Time for my favorite weed killer.

One part unleaded gasoline
Shake well
Pour on weeds.
Watch them die

[Fitzy_888]

Dump some used motor oil around my cedar fence posts.

[Gay State Conservative]

There's always a celebration of “Earth Day” in front of our Town Hall.Last few years I've gone and asked a number of “officials” if Iran Einhorn,the founder of Earth Day,is in attendance.

[Mastador1]

I’m gonna turn on every light and appliance I have, eat lots of animal flesh and have a roaring fire consisting of wood from as many different trees as possible, all of course after I have taken a long unnecessary drive to admire nature.

[huldah1776]

I’ll do what I usually do when I think about this universe...Praise God and start humming “This Is My Father’s World.”